Moods

MOODS OF A WOMAN

 An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

  A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

  She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

  But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

  Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

  She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

  She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

  She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;

  At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,

  She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

 

  MOODS OF A MAN

  Horny.

  Hungry.